Sad news... The man who first got men and women playing tennis in groups of fours , has died.

R.I.P Mick Stubbles

For sale- Thick layer of dust.

As seen on tv.

I thought I was a Werewolf,

but I'm alright noooooooooooooowwwwwwwww!

When is it unlucky to see a black cat?

When you're a mouse.

Someone down the pub tried to sell me an old conker.

I'm not falling for that old chestnut.

Tomorrow is the funeral of the person who invented air conditioning....

Hundreds of fans are expected to attend..

Britain's oldest car mechanic has died.

The family have announced there will be an interim service with a full service to follow.

Correct me if I'm wrong, it's called a suspension as the body of the vehicle is suspended above the wheels by a series of springs/ dampers, linkages and axle frame.


In the café today, someone put a tea bag and two spoonful's of sugar into my pocket...

they took me for some type of mug.

Wish I knew the person who stole the jack from under my car, the suspension is killing me.

Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject.

Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.