People say I'm a plagiarist.
Their words, not mine.
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- Sun Aug 23, 2026 9:16 am
- Forum: The Lounge
- Topic: Humour
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- Mon Aug 03, 2026 1:21 pm
- Forum: The Lounge
- Topic: Humour
- Replies: 674
- Views: 373641
Re: Humour
I opened the front door this morning and a fly punched me in the face.
There's a nasty bug going round.
There's a nasty bug going round.
- Sat Jul 25, 2026 8:30 am
- Forum: The Lounge
- Topic: Humour
- Replies: 674
- Views: 373641
Re: Humour
It's our annual general meeting at the Constipation Club tonight.
Sadly I can't go.
Sadly I can't go.
- Wed Jul 15, 2026 8:54 am
- Forum: The Lounge
- Topic: Humour
- Replies: 674
- Views: 373641
Re: Humour
What do you call an aeroplane full of bald people?
Receding airlines!
Receding airlines!
- Fri Jul 10, 2026 10:43 am
- Forum: The Lounge
- Topic: Humour
- Replies: 674
- Views: 373641
Re: Humour
I'm trying to organise a hide and seek competition.....
But good players are hard to find.
But good players are hard to find.
- Tue Jul 07, 2026 9:31 am
- Forum: The Lounge
- Topic: Humour
- Replies: 674
- Views: 373641
Re: Humour
Does anyone know a cure for excessive ear wax?
If you do, please give me a shout...
If you do, please give me a shout...
- Fri Jul 03, 2026 8:03 am
- Forum: The Lounge
- Topic: Humour
- Replies: 674
- Views: 373641
Re: Humour
What do you do when your nose go on strike?
You picket.
You picket.
- Mon Jun 29, 2026 11:20 am
- Forum: The Lounge
- Topic: Humour
- Replies: 674
- Views: 373641
Re: Humour
Do you know why Ronaldo never has to clean their room?
Because he's not Messi!
Because he's not Messi!
- Wed Jun 24, 2026 7:48 am
- Forum: The Lounge
- Topic: Humour
- Replies: 674
- Views: 373641
Re: Humour
A pile of books fell on my head....
I only have my shelf to blame.
I only have my shelf to blame.
- Mon Jun 15, 2026 9:58 am
- Forum: The Lounge
- Topic: Humour
- Replies: 674
- Views: 373641
Re: Humour
I took my car in for a service yesterday....
The Vicar at the church was not impressed.
The Vicar at the church was not impressed.
